There are rules for golf, then there are Guys rules for playing golf. This is that list:
10. If your playing partner wants to make
his score for a particular hole better, you
must also do the same for that hole.
9. Any score a player says he made on a hole
is right, no arguments. He knows what he
hit, dang it.
8. If a player hits a slice and loses their
ball, they may take a drop from where your
ball is, with no penalty. This makes the
game go faster, and you can measure muscles
by seeing who can hit the longest iron shot.
7. Never give your playing partner advice.
If he wants it, he will ask for it.
6. Any tee shot that travels for less than
10 yards may be re-hit once, without
penalty.
5. Any putt less than 15 inches from the
hole is in; Gimmes are fine. It would have
went in if the wind wasn't there.
4. Beer is the staple drink, if not a
drinker, Gatorade. (Beware of playing with
drinkers if you are not one, however). If
only 2 players, you may only drink a maximum
of half the beers.
3. When you are playing horribly, you can always blame it on too much or not enough beer, and adjust your intake accordingly.
2. An air-swing is always a practice swing.
Always.
1. Any tee shot that does not pass the
ladies tee is a free beer for the playing
partner at the 19th hole. This rule is
paramount, and never expires.
Stick to these rules and you will always
have a good playing partner, and will enjoy
a casual round immensely.
